My way

"I'd like... an iced tea, please."

She raised an eyebrow. "I think you should have the ice tea with lemonade, would you like one, it's very nice..."

"Err. Okay, I'll have an ice tea with lemonade."

"Would you like it done my way?" (two thumbs up)

"What's your way?"

"Grande, my way... its good!"

"Rigghht. Okay, I'll have it your way."

(Several seconds later)

"Yeah, it's good."

"You won't get it done this way anywhere else!"

"What, not even at another S*******?"

"Not like this, this is my way!"

"Um. okay thanks."

"Will you be sitting down here?"

"... yes?"

... bemused.

*****
Sitting here pretending to study the RAAS, and missing the assassin.